With Ms. Haley occupied by prior engagements, Curt and Jake reconvene in the Tavern sans supervision. On the way to the bottom of a few bottles, they find dry-wall robberies, free-range chickens, and a loss of focus on the intended purpose. Listening to our disaster artists will make you wonder "why," but the current state of the world will you make you ask "Wine Not?" Ms. Haley, we beg you: please, come back to... The Podcasters' Tavern!