This episode is an absolute fever dream you won’t want to miss. Peaches rants and raves about everything from why grocery shopping with retirees is elite, to plotting a golden 29th birthday extravaganza. We take a wild detour through why touring a jail is suddenly a tourist attraction, interior designers waging war on your family photos, and the scandalous truth behind mirrors (spoiler: they’re emotional landmines).

Then, it’s a full roast session on the internet’s laziest haters laugh-reacting to Ghost and Sleep Token posts, a breakdown of NFL Draft drama no one asked for, and a conspiracy theory about Ryan Seacrest standing on an apple crate. We talk cocaine at Disney World (yep, that's a thing), ants taking over a Pennsylvania high school, and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame proving once again they’re out of touch.

PLUS: Peaches debates whether using AI to handle annoying conversations is genius or evil. Spoiler: it’s genius.

Prepare to laugh, rage, and second-guess your life choices alongside Peaches. Press play now, because you're already late.