Literally the best description our podcast has ever been given. This week the gang's talking EVO! We go over some of the preliminary registration numbers for the event, give a solemn farewell to Smash Bros Melee from the main stage, and figure out what, if anything, we'll be playing in Vegas. Steph decides her future career as a gamedom, Dave gets into his feelings playing DOA6, Bill gives us a history of 8chan, who for some awful reason have been in the news recently, and Norris details how to get on dat grind in Dragon Quest 11. Also, can't forget the talk about good luck condoms. And don't worry *Gamer Girls*, we talk about those hot new gamer dresses that aren't at all an embarrassment to gaming at large. We'll all be wearing them at EVO! Hosts: Chris Norris, Steph Fan, David Beebe, Bill McDonnell Beer of the Week: Backcountry Brewing's Widowmaker IPA Music by Sebastian Bender