This Week: Spider Stats, Fucking and Murdering Humanity's Way to the Top, Ancient Sumerian Keg Parties, We Briefly Consider Lowering the Bar Even Lower, Put Your Smart Pants Forward!, QAnon Craziness, Nathan Rates Our Reviews, Mingy, A Solution for 2020 - We Must Penetrate the Earth's Core!, The Left Needs Our Own Exciting Bullshit Conspiracy, Absurdism As Applied By Sushi Jackknife, Great Ideas (At Justin's Expense), Candidate Kanye's Wisconsin 5 O'Clock Struggles, A Horrendous Forced Choice.

Sorry for the sniffles Sushi Train!