On this episode of Peaches Pit Party, it's a sweaty Cinco de Mayo Monday filled with scams, stitches, and stadium-worthy stories. Peaches unpacks a Dunkin’ drive-thru scam that redefines “pay it forward,” gives unsolicited life advice to fence-jumping TikTok teens, and revisits a terrifying moment from his high school basketball days that didn’t end with gunfire—unlike a recent ref with a gym bag surprise.

There’s also heated debate over olives on pizza (move over pineapple), a tourist who thought a 15-foot crocodile was a statue, and a Florida man trying to pass himself off as Charles Dickens while drunk and pantsless. Plus, Peaches celebrates Ghost’s Billboard-topping triumph, previews the epic Black Sabbath farewell show, and throws it back to his first-ever concert with his dad.

The episode wraps with concert nostalgia, pickleball glory, NBA theme song triumphs, and some real talk about Google diagnosing you with certain doom. It’s weird, wild, and way too real. Tune in, laugh a little, and maybe double-check that your AC unit actually fits your window.