Today on Peaches Pit Party, it’s a buffet of bad decisions, bizarre fashion, and burgers that aren’t nearly big enough. Peaches kicks things off with the major concert announcement: Mudvayne, Static X, and Vended are storming into Pocatello, and yes—he's excited, even if the internet trolls aren’t. From there, it’s a chaotic ride through the absurd: a 7-year-old joyrides to McDonald's with his little sister, a Kentucky kid accidentally orders 70,000 Dum Dums off Amazon, and a Florida woman blames the devil for shoplifting at Walmart. Yes, really.

In between all the madness, Peaches grieves the death of Skype (RIP awkward teen video chats), explains why Culver’s should be crowned king of fast food, and questions whether the Met Gala is a fashion event or just a cosplay fever dream. Plus, you’ll get a crash course on Real ID deadlines, a lawsuit over the Whopper being a catfish, and Tom Brady giving career advice to Deion Sanders' son… who just slid embarrassingly far in the NFL Draft.

As always, there’s sarcasm, chaos, and a healthy dose of fast-food judgment. It's all here, and it’s all unfiltered.