This week we discover exactly what Max does that makes Ryan so mad at him that she doesn’t forgive him for many episodes. Patrick and Ryan also determine every OG Roswell character’s fave make out spot and marvel over the power of a bad curly wig to render Julie Benz unrecognizable. Over on Roswell NM, a lot happens but our hosts find time to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of long-running procedural Bones.