Less than a week until Christmas! It’s episode 17… what’s up with yappy dogs and why do people own them? An Innocent Man might be the best show ever on Netflix. It might be old news, but why is Stephen A’s “slip-up” the most important blunder that a sportscaster has ever made? Also, last week we gave you a special breakfast with a crackhead story… this week we give you A DINNER WITH A COKE HEAD! That’s right… life advice from a gentleman who deals cocaine. Don’t ever say we didn’t give you anything. The Varsity Journal will return on Christmas Day with a very special episode that you will not want to miss!