A Florida man gets his Yellowstone vacation cut short by a bison horn, a raccoon named Chewy gets caught in a meth-fueled joyride, and someone compared their coworker to Darth Vader — and got sued for it. But that’s just the start. Peaches breaks down the Utah Mammoth NHL name reveal (and why it's still better than “Golden Knights”), trolls the $100 million lawsuit over Shedeur Sanders’ draft slide, and talks about how rich dudes pretend their Lambos live in Montana to dodge taxes. Plus: what would YOU demand in a contract if you were a superstar free agent? A bidet and heated toilet seat maybe?

Then it gets personal: listeners sound off in today’s "To Peach Their Own" with the question — what movie do people call a classic that’s actually kinda boring? (Spoiler: 2001: A Space Odyssey takes a beating.) Plus GTA VI trailer nerding, watermelon mustard crimes, and the eternal mystery of who keeps turning the bathroom lights off at work.

And yes, Seether/P.O.D./Nonpoint ticket giveaways are still rolling — along with a $1,048 jackpot in the KBEAR Secret Sound. Try not to burp during your call.