Trigger Warnings: mentally unstable white male method actors, the Supreme Court, femicide, abortion rights, sexual abusers & harassers, Brett Kavanaugh, the artistic process, Jeremy Strong, cobblers, prime numbers, healthy boundaries, Roe vs. Wade, vintage Nintendos, The Church of Viola Davis, individual rights, Christmas movies, extreme amounts of privilege, elves, Daniel Day Lewis, maternal mortality, kazoos, Williamstown Theater Festival, movie-induced tears, nostalgia, blasphemy, dog vomit, 6-yr-old relationship gurus