Peaches is back and trying to recover from tasting baby food on-air — yes, it was filmed, yes, Viktor also suffered, and yes, one flavor basically tasted like pre-chewed beef stew. That wasn’t even the worst part of the day. That honor goes to spending $20.63 at Arby’s. Capitalism is out of control.

This episode of Peaches Pit Party spirals quickly from Doug Stanhope plans to kangaroo fatalities at petting zoos, gambling on the next Pope, and a debate about what people only romanticize because they’ve never done it — looking at you, ranch life, farm life, van life, cruises, and being an on-air DJ. Spoiler alert: it’s not all sunglasses and backstage passes.

Also in this episode:

• Why Michael Jordan joining NBA broadcasts could be wildly unhinged
• Amazon driver caught on camera leaving a “biological package” on porches in LA
• The McDonald's in Virginia that now requires customers to ring a doorbell and be 21+
• The upcoming Second Chance Prom and Idaho Falls Farmers Market food drive
• A Portillo’s sandwich inspired by Pope Leo sparks Peaches’ dream of having a menu item named after him
• New speculation about a GTA IV remaster and a plea to Rockstar: give us Bully 2
• And Peaches vents about ticket prices, fake concert cancellations, and being stuck behind fake cowboys.

In To Peach Their Own, listeners call in to share the things people only glorify from a distance — like being a rancher (thanks, Yellowstone), going to live sports, or living in a tiny town with charm (aka one gas station and no Walmart).