🎤 Band News

Peaches kicks off this Pre-Friday with the big story: I Prevail officially parts ways with Brian Berkheiser. Whether it’s health reasons or creative differences, the band says they’re moving forward — with new music and Eric taking lead. Peaches reflects on Brian’s contributions and what the future holds.

🧼 Bald Guy Survey & Toupee Talk

A new survey says women are more attracted to bald men, and Peaches is here for it — as long as we stop pretending toupees are fooling anyone. If you’ve still got the retro rug, it’s time to let it go, Vin Diesel style.

🍽 First-World Problems

Peaches shares his ongoing beef with Hot Topic’s lack of 3XLs, the tragedy of trying to buy a concert shirt in time, and the sad realization that Sleep Token shirts are everywhere but never in his size. Also: the pipe dream of owning a sandwich named after him continues.

🚽 Bathroom Blunders

• Vancouver launches a public wipe-flushing campaign, because adults can’t follow the Three P’s.
• SpaceX allegedly monitored bathroom breaks and fired an employee with Crohn’s for taking too long.
• A bat dog pooped on home plate, and a staffer cleaned it up… barehanded.

🧻 Toilet Crimes & Burrito Justice

A Texas man rammed another driver’s car after a burrito was thrown at him, proving once again that carbs are not conflict resolution. Meanwhile, the burrito-thrower walks free because “soft food” isn’t a felony.

📺 Streaming Woes

Warner Bros. Discovery caves and brings back HBO Max after realizing “Max” was a branding misfire. Peaches compares it to tattooing your ex’s name and then pretending it didn’t happen.

⚾ Shot Clock Sports

• Netflix is making a Deion Sanders docuseries
• Rich Hill signs with the Royals at 45, possibly replacing Verlander as MLB’s oldest player
• Dodgers lose 14 players to injury
• HBO Max becomes HBO Max again
• Kannapolis Cannonballers win after the bat dog poops — coincidence?

🥫 Farmers Market & Prom Weekend

Peaches previews a packed weekend:

• Idaho Falls Farmers Market: collecting food donations for the Community Food Basket
• Second Chance Prom with Classy 97
• Seether, POD & Nonpoint live at the Mountain America Center

🎤 To Peach Their Own

“What’s a job you’ll never do again — and why?”
Peaches rants about working the pay window at In-N-Out and reads listener stories about:

• Getting locked in a Walmart freezer
• Military deployment
• Daycare chaos
• Technical support nightmares
• And one caller’s vendetta against receipt-checkers

💔 Breakup Story Time

Peaches talks about losing his best friend Bobby over birthday subtweets and ex-girlfriend drama, removing him from framed photos, and resisting the urge to do a petty lighter-and-burn video. Growth?