This week, the guys celebrate American Independence Day in the only way they know how... revealing the TRUE history of these United States. Jon presents the Jonathan Hansen Lecture Series: Lecture 1 - A New American History, Dave gives a failed speech, and Cody just wants to get to murdering. Also, tipples everywhere!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Thanks

01:15 - Introductions

05:34 - The United States Flag

16:45 - The National Anthem

25:05 - Truth or Dare?

32:46 - Red Coats

40:07 - Naming a Nation

47:38 - Presidentures

54:47 - Obscure Speeches

58:44 - Outroductions

Thanks to Will, Greg, Jason, Sara, Kevin, and others.