Peaches recaps a weekend so jam-packed it could’ve used its own itinerary: a farmers market food drive, a $10 Walmart bow tie disaster at the Second Chance Prom, and Seether melting faces (and Maddie’s mind) at her first-ever rock show. Plus, Peaches tries not to take it personally when fans shout his name and he totally zones out in work mode.

Then it’s the usual chaos you’ve come to expect:

• A real story about a funeral home mixing up bodies (“That’s not Uncle Larry!”)
• The Foo Fighters dump Josh Freese, who responds with a top-10 list and zero regrets
• Memorial Day cleanup plans, because yes, Peaches is also a good person sometimes
• A South Carolina nude 5K (Viktor, behave yourself)
• The Petrified Forest uses Megan Thee Stallion to get donation dollars
• Seether and P.O.D. visit a shelter and almost adopt a dog
• Trivium saves kittens from a generator (yes, really)

We also talk AC settings (78 degrees?? Who hurt you?), a Mexican naval ship smacking into the Brooklyn Bridge, and George the cat pulling a post-surgery Shawshank escape.

This episode’s “To Peach Their Own” question?
 🟠 What’s the worst city you’ve ever visited?
Let’s just say some cities were dragged... and a few buried.

Oh, and reminder: ChatGPT edited someone’s high school yearbook. The future is now.