After a recent twitter poll (and to honour the magic of the season) I am delivering unto you a story of a mystical nature. Otherworldly, even.

And it’s a doozy, ‘cause it’s the first time I have publicly shared the details of these events…ever.

Twas a night in late autumn, and all through the place…something was stirring…something from…outer space.

You’re listening to Buddha and the Slut. And this unbelievable yet utterly true tale is called...

FIRE IN THE SKY.