Today's Report Includes: “Anti-Bird Bird Brained Scheme”, “Trump-a-matronic”, “If This Joke Doesn’t Get You Fired In 30 Minutes Flat, It’s Free”, “We Predicted The Future”, and “An Alocholic’s Utopia or Dystopia?”.

Also: Nicole Takes The High Ground and Brandon Is Truly Remiss In Not Making An Ouroboros-centric 69 Joke When We Were Talking About Full Metal Alchemist.

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez.