Did you know Mark Zuckerberg is 85% cake? It’s true and Wayne’s noticed. Hes also noticed the moon being hexed by WitchTok (insert predictable joke here). That’s about all the news we can muster before moving on to learn all about the inner workings of the teenage female’s mind, which we do through watching Angus, Thongs and Perfect snogging - naturally. And, of course, we delve into the scientific ten stages of snogging, ruminating on the mysterious missing last 3 stages. And then it all devolves into a big fight about chocolate. Enjoy. Mr Loverman...shabba!

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