The grass is greener on the other side... except for Coachella cus technically there's just dirt. Because Nochella is officially sold out and popping this year, the Blondes have the real, VIP Coachella of your dreams -- from run-ins with C-listers to the tragic bathroom situation. While influencers 'round the world cry over their flower crowns and deactivated wristbands, we're giving you the honest, down and dirty (we mean that literally) experience as we question our culture's obsession with this event, and all festivals for that matter. Fyre Festival happened, guys. Never forget.