I know for sure I never cried
when I witnessed his broken pride.
Instead it warmed me deep inside
The Day the Privilege Died.

Bye bye, Mr. Privileged guy
Took an Uber but refused to
tip the driver that night.
That privileged boy sippin' White Claw Lime
bitching this'll be the day that it dies...
The day that my privilege dies...

-Your Commissioner, Will Bryant