If you’ve ever asked the internet for help and instantly regretted it, welcome to the club—Peaches is the president this week.

In this unhinged episode, Brenden Peach recounts his fatal mistake: asking r/Seether for interview questions, then ghosting their aggressive setlist demands during his actual chat with Dale Stewart. What followed? A Reddit meltdown that made him question fan culture, humanity, and whether Reddit mods have beds or just sleep in drama.

Also in this barely-holding-it-together broadcast:

• The joys of drinking non-alcoholic Michelob Ultra and still getting judged.
• Peaches’ brief and chaotic career as a video game cop in Police Simulator—including verbal warnings, illegal arrests, and accidental tyranny.
• A Texas man suing Whataburger over onions, and a Florida man celebrating 25 years of HOA violations by installing a six-foot butt statue.
• A dive into why Borderlands 4 might cost $80 and why Peaches still refuses to pay full price for anything.
• A spirited rant on homework trauma, millennial guilt, and high school memories involving milk, burgers, and despair.

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll question why this man has a microphone—and you’ll come back for more.