This week on Pop Culture Pastor, Dave and Cody set out in search of eternal youth and… mostly find studio notes and safe choices. In our full review of Fountain of Youth, we dive into Guy Ritchie’s lightest touch yet, a charming John Krasinski, and a MacGuffin so undercooked it might still be thawing. Is it fun? Sometimes. Is it deep? Not especially. But hey, there’s a moped chase and some ancient Christian imagery just vague enough to avoid offending anyone.

Also in this episode:

• Michael Bay is making a Skibidi Toilet movie. That sentence alone may signal the end of western civilization.

• Thunderbolts bombs at the box office, and we try to figure out if it’s Marvel fatigue, character obscurity, or just a tragic lack of marketing.

• Taylor Swift fans think the AMAs muted her applause. We investigate (and theorize wildly).

🎧 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. We’ll be the ones whispering, “This belongs in a streaming queue.”