It’s a full-blown pre-Friday circus on today’s Peaches Pit Party. Peaches shares the studio with snakes (yes, real ones) from the Beast Pets Marketplace of the Rocky Mountains, including one charmingly named Peaches and one aggressive biter named — appropriately — Viktor.

Listeners call in to rage about the sounds that irrationally send them over the edge, from gum popping to screaming kids in Winco. Peaches also gets into:

• A wild story about monkeys in Panama kidnapping baby monkeys for fun (yes, for real).
• A Florida duck who sent a guy to the ER.
• A protein powder truck spill that turned a highway into a bodybuilder's dream.
• A news anchor who went into labor live on-air and just… kept going.
• The myth of computer science job security and the reality of $50K radio gigs in L.A.
• A genius of the day who accidentally shot himself while selling a gun.
• And why cats puke exclusively on carpet.

Plus, find out why Peaches almost bought a $70 snakeskin wallet in Jackson — and why he’s now rich… in Dave & Buster’s currency. Chaos, comedy, and mild existential dread — just another day on Peaches Pit Party.