It’s Friday, June 6th—and it’s Viktor’s 43rd birthday! So of course, Peaches celebrates the only way he knows how: working two extra hours, panic-buying a cheesecake from WinCo, and failing spectacularly to secure a Cameo from Red Dead Redemption’s Roger Clark. (Turns out, Arthur Morgan doesn’t do free promos.)

But the chaos doesn’t stop there.

Today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party is stuffed with hilarious tangents, hot takes, and WTF headlines, including:

• A bouncy castle launching kids skyward
• A DoorDash driver breaching the O’Hare tarmac like it’s GTA V
• Doctor Squatch’s sold-out Sydney Sweeney “bathwater” soap (now on eBay for $1000)
• A Florida restaurant suing a woman over a one-star Yelp review... and losing
• Peaches’ nostalgic collection of band tees he’s now too fat to wear
• A debate on robot umpires and the future of baseball
• An awkward Vegas breakup story that left Peaches single and not-so-ready to mingle
• Whether the TSA should recognize Costco memberships as valid ID (spoiler: they don’t)

Plus:

• Behind-the-scenes moments from the Sleep Theory & Nevertel band hangout
• A proposed station-wide footrace against Lieutenant Crane (Peaches is not favored to win)
• The lowdown on the Idaho Falls Farmers Market (just don’t bring pet food this Saturday)

And as always, there’s Peaches’ sarcastic inner monologue and subtle self-roasting—served fresh daily.