It’s a manic Monday on Peaches Pit Party, and Peaches is pulling no punches—especially not with inflatable boxing gloves. In this jam-packed, caffeine-fueled episode, we cover:

• The birthday donut tribute to a missing Viktor (yes, with a K),
• A sacred ritual involving a 20-foot pencil and emotional neighbors in Minneapolis (paging Portland, you’ve got competition),
• Peaches’ conflicted feelings about paying $30 to stream Ozzy’s possibly-final-final-for-real-this-time concert,
• A robot kickboxing tournament in China that makes Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em look like preschool,
• Victor's upcoming adventures with Jazz Bear and the Farmers Market chalk battle royale,
• The confusing logic of grandma baby showers (is Grandpa just chopped liver now?),
• A runaway zebra named Ed causing chaos and getting airlifted like a true Southern celebrity,
• Deep existential dread over an emotional support kangaroo image that may or may not be AI-generated,
• A man who rang up 999 avocados and then called the cops on himself at Walmart,
• A wild update on Bad Wolves, Falling in Reverse, and whether being a bassist is a glow-up or a downgrade,
• And the ultimate philosophical dilemma: If you could force the whole world to listen to one band, who would it be?

Plus: Peaches ponders his micro-generation status, rails against poorly mixed Goonies audio, and wonders when TSA will finally go full Ready Player One with pat-downs.

All that and more on today’s edition of Idaho’s finest weirdness funnel: Peaches Pit Party.