In this week's episode, Brian stops by unannounced to investigate the laughs that seem to be coming from my apartment at all hours of the night. Unfortunately for him, it's just me reading my MAD magazine. No suspicious activity going on here! And I do not wish to continue this conversation without my lawyer present..

Topics Include: the war against fare evasion, crashing police cars, a standoff between white collar and blue collar workers, braving it through the Academy, and how not volunteering to be tased makes you a bitch.