Welcome back to Hot-Mess Express with your favorite host Brooke Barton—where the pants are looser, the BarkBox is open, and the keto snacks are flying (literally, thanks to Huxley the doodle). 🐶

This week, Brooke spills the sugar-free tea on: Her latest keto Costco finds (spoiler: moon cheese is a thing)
How cheat days hit like a carb hangover
Why BarkBox might just be the highlight of Huxley’s month
Life in an RV with a 35-pound ball of fur and sass
Business networking, CEUs, and why BNI is her not-so-secret weapon 🎧

If you’ve ever started a diet on a Monday and opened your dog’s subscription box before your own Amazon package—this episode is for you.

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