This week Gregg and Diana discuss real life encounters with Russian Hookers (who are great tippers), stoned lobsters, a man who huffed paint and beat his mom with a spatula, a man who has a legendary story of pissing in Ole' Faithful, a boatload of marijuana that washed ashore in Florida and a woman who was so drunk she didn't realize she had a tortoise inside her hoo-ha - Plus so much more. Enjoy!