The first iteration of High End Gaming's random character battles. We pit unconnected characters and creatures from our favorite games, movies, books, and pornography against one another in hypothetical conflicts so we can debate who'd win and why. Episode list below:

Cloud (FF7) vs. Guts (Berserk)

Luigi vs. Patrick Swayze from Ghost & Tupac

Master Chief (Halo) vs. Captain America (Marvel)

All Pokemon vs. the U.S. Military

M. Bison (Street Fighter) vs. Ganondorf (Zelda)

Son Goku (Dragon Ball) vs. Jesus Christ (Bible)

Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Captain Crunch

Superman vs. Neo (Matrix)

Link (Zelda) vs. Aragorn son of Arathorn (Lord of the Rings)

Bomberman vs. Osama Bin Laden

Terminator vs. RoboCop vs. Judge Dredd

Yoda (Star Wars) vs. Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) vs. The Hunger Games Bitch

Satan vs. Captain Planet

Kirby vs. Moneka Lou-inski

Donkey Kong vs. Caesar (Planet of the Apes)

Zero (Metal Gear) vs. Adolf Hitler

Da'SleepGod vs. O'Douls