I catch up on a spectacularly bad start to election campaigning by all the main parties. From Jacob's Grenfell gaffe to the Lib Dem's painfully bad social media, we give out gold stars to all the idiots. We also discuss Emma Watson being 'self-partnered'. I then admit my pathological issues with dressing gowns before we look at the rights and wrongs of the self-identifying female cricketer and the all important hypothetical political punch-up: this week, Rees-Mogg Vs Oliver Letwin.