Happy Pre-Friday and Juneteenth from Peaches Pit Party, where today’s show is somehow both heartfelt and unhinged.

Peaches starts the day with a cardiologist visit that turns into a full-blown identity crisis after being reminded what he actually weighs. Cue the self-fat-shaming spiral, the break-up with Taco Bell, and the realization that maybe the gym does need to be a part of his personality again.

But don’t worry—it’s not all health meltdowns. Today’s episode is packed with wild headlines, local lore, and listener chaos, including:

• 🚗 The debut of BMW's new feature: automatic turn signals, because even the manufacturer admits their drivers are menaces.
• 👣 Idaho’s newest totally-real cryptid: The Idaho Falls Goobler (it’s either a turkey, a shadow demon, or a Facebook hoax—jury's out).
• ✈️ A British Airways flight attendant goes full Sky High by dancing naked in a business class bathroom mid-flight. Was it drugs? Of course.
• 🥇Shaq in a Lyft wig returns to Peaches’ brain... as does the existential dread of possibly being secretly photographed at WinCo.
• 💰A heist story involving $3,000 in quarters, which Peaches calculated out to weigh 33 pounds—just another upper body day, really.
• 🐍 Chucky dolls in chairs and snakes in the studio—what counts as a harmless prank vs. a lawsuit? Depends on your tolerance for horror toys.
• 🧃International takes on U.S. fast food, from Germans loving Taco Bell to Culver’s converting entire families abroad.
• 🔥 Breaking wildfire news from Pocatello and a reminder to stay safe and get out if you’re in the danger zone.

And of course, we wrap with To Peach Their Own, where listeners name the best non-rock/metal artists in their playlists—shoutout to Lady Gaga, Mozart, and whoever dropped “BBNo$” into the comments with zero shame.

Plus: Metallica’s Load of Load giveaway continues, there’s a new family fun run for Ronald McDonald House Charities, and Peaches might have just invented the Pocatello Bababooey.