We’re shamelessly cashing in on the Buzzfeed laced nostalgia craze and digging into classic 90s sitcom intros. These multimedia “handshakes” take us back to a simpler time, when teenagers loved clip art, jazz was the height of sophistication, and fathers had baldfaced contempt for their families. As consummate organizational professionals, you can count on Mary, Kelly and Andrew to suspend sentimentality and zap the schmaltz with the grease-fighting power of Dawn dishsoap and a blatant disregard for Dave Coulier’s feelings.