Alexis is officially off the market, and we’re breaking down every detail of her engagement—because what’s the point of saying “yes” if you can’t talk about it for hours on end? Jami shares her own proposal story, and spoiler: she finally admits she’s a full-blown Swiftie. We discuss how Taylor Swift concerts are no longer just musical events but intergalactic phenomena capable of causing actual earthquakes (Swifties are literally shaking the world).

Then, we relive the chaos of throwing a book release party for Onyx Storm, where we may or may not have emotionally (and physically) exhausted our friends in the name of literature. And just when you think this episode can’t get any more unhinged, Alexis preps for her colonoscopy—because nothing says “romance and pop culture” like a deep dive into bowel prep.

Tune in for love, Swiftquakes, party trauma, and medical oversharing. You’re welcome.

Also, potty talk.