Tom and Dave turn on their dirty little cable boxes to do a deep dive into Linda Blair! First the gang clash over Roller Boogie (1979), which for Tom defines his adolescence and according to Dave is a movie about... roller skating. Then they watch the brutal rape and revenge flick Savage Streets (1984) where LB lets the world know she's not the little exorcist girl anymore, and finally they dig up the truly obscure, camp-fest Grotesque (1988).

Also... Tom wants a 30 minute movie of Linda Blair farts! Dave doesn't understand the appeal of old Tab Hunter. Tom somehow compares John Vernon to Samuel L Jackson. David Hess demands you send payment! See Patrick Wilson's tip! Also MANY tangents covering the talents of Linnea Quigley, Donna Wilkes and Paul Rudd.