Remember when the internet dared us to dump ice water on our heads, suck our lips into shot glasses, and straight-up eat fucking laundry detergent? Yeah, good times. In this episode, I’m dragging all the dumb shit the web has peer-pressured us into — from blaming every bad day on Mercury retrograde, to wasting entire nights tending fake Farmville crops and pretending Sorority Life made us “cool.” It’s nostalgia, it’s chaos, and it’s proof the internet has always been both our best friend and our toxic ex.