The boys begin the episode reminiscing about a real OG pimp, Jabba the Hutt.  Our obsession with the real life Tony Stark continues, and we discuss progressive work policies.  Our favorite pizza impresario makes an appearance as well as a boozing NFL general manager.  A librarian strikes back against a thief & the patrons of a local farmers market are annoyed by a t-shirt.  The highlight of the episode is our praise for the tactical operator marmots of the Resistance.