It’s Check Displeased, but--! Nearly 60 percent of voters wanted an episode about weird fanfic, so here's our longest episode yet, all about that. Sekrit and Tomato define "weird fanfic" by first defining typical Check, Please! fanfic, then discuss a few of their favorites across the weird Check, Please! fanfic spectrum. Then, even though nobody voted for it at all, they get into some of their own past and future OMGCP fanfic. No ridicule or sporking, just reveling in absurdity. If this episode is bad, it's not our fault.

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Mon Petit Chou | 225k; Jack/Bitty, Tater/Parse; rated E; a/b/o + mpreg

Surface | 18k; gen; rated M; OD

call me son (one more time) | 27k (incomplete); Bob/Kent; rated E; dubious consent et al

what is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter? | 3.5k; Jack/Bitty; rated M; murder + gore

H-E-Double Hockey Sticks: Long John Silver's | 6k; PBJ; rated E; mpreg + group sex

Guesthouse Best House | 27.5k; Jack/Bitty et al; rated E; addiction

Lysistrata? I Hardly Know Her! | 15k; Jack/Bitty; rated E

get the wine pairings | 10k; Jack/Bitty; rated M; daddy kink

elegy for the over-medium egg | 20k; Jack/Bitty, Jack/Shitty, Shitty/Lardo; rated E; trans issues + adultery

tumblr was always garbage: rumaki | 1.5k; Jack/Bitty; rated G