The Question: How can guys lay off pitches that close?

You'd better get your heart rate down.

Remain indoors

Sarcastic T-shirts

Macklemore haircut

Our ideas RE: Baseball

Carlos Marmol

Ricky Vaughn

Benny Hill

GUTS

Biathalon

Ice T

Fez

X-shirt

Glowing Puck

Superfund

Mr. T

And 1 Mixtape

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