How many vet techs does it take to get a urine sample from a stubborn Husky? (Answer: three, a restraint contraption, and an Indigo Girls serenade.) Ali and Betsy get into chaotic vet visits, Bill Maher’s relentless belt-buckle fidgeting, and the fallout from 700 dogs and cats rescued from the worst hoarding situation in U.S. history—and what you can do to help right now.