It's futile to accurately describe this week's main event. But here are some buzzwords: orphanage, rapid aging, early 90s WWF superstar Adam Bomb. You figure it out. Also hitting the mat is an identical twin tag team with polar opposite skill sets, from Math Valley, the Underwriter, and a fella obsessed with his power washer.

Jobber Squad is a comedy pro-wrestling podcast. Each week, Jon Moisan and Kristopher Knight take fan submissions for new, gimmicky pro-wrestlers, and develop one for the big time: a chance to be the newest member of Jobber Squad!
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