This weeks train wreck is brought to you via the clarity of total sobriety. 

Topics include our taints are shrinking, Krispy Kreme triggers conservatives, we pitch our own Nightmare on Elm Street reboot, we learn an awful truth about Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg, Sydney Powell is still crazy, America returns to it’s grand tradition of racially motivated mass shootings, the Harvey Weinstein discussion no one asked for, orgasms; how do they work, Candace Owens doesn’t understand her own anatomy, Donald Trump rants about peanuts and diapers, and much more!