Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats!

While the world of make believe may be full of wizard houses and gang activity (has anyone alerted Donald Trump? We hear he's deporting anyone involved in gang activity), the real world is full of depressing elections and financial database hacking at Target that disconnects payment accounts and diverts money to oppressive regimes in Chechnya.

One election, one new card, and a week of depression later, we're back! And this time, we're finally getting into some plot! Sort of.

The Bad Humanoids found a crazy sentient book and its been very persuasive. Now its time to get some answers! The gang plans a raid on the Grand Archive at the Mage's College and unfortunately recruits one of the boys from Wizard House to help them out.

Things are about to get real on this episode of Dump Stats!