This week Jon reveals the suicide pact of our contract, Cody tries to deposit a $100,000,000 giant check, and Dave is a full-time dream girl. Also, Linda, FIX THIS!

Show Notes:

00:00 - Cold Open

03:06 - What Day is This?: National Old Stuff Day

10:45 - Twittershins Rapidballs

15:28 - Listener Suggested Scenes: "Bank Account 000007"

28:14 - Questionnaise: from Will, Will, and Adam

34:04 - What's Weird in the World?: Cattle Feed