Bonnie thanks us for not using the F-Bomb… so we make our own version… rated G.

This week’s stories: James kinda apologizes to California. John has a not-so-evil twin, Hulu is showing Olivia Wilde commercials, Johns son says the f-bomb, James forwards his wife a distressing message, “Youth and Children did it okay!”, James tries to discuss female issues with is wife without the kids knowing “demonstrating men”, John doesn’t want your poison lawn care, James says the stupidest thing in front of the school principal, braved the award’s ceremony from hades, and a lady take forever to give away $500. We ask folks to fill in the following: “If you _________, you’re an idiot.” Elizabeth makes an “out of water” sign. Mandee enjoys our lack of f-bombs and her niece promises not to twerk at church, someone is so ashamed of their no-t.p. story they send it anonymously, Keith’s sons press more than they should testing out the cold chill of a plate glass window. Then we hear from John and Veronica via voicemail. John’s upset that we didn’t pay him $5 to say “Kicked in the Jounk!” and Veronica finds that the Temp Agency is pretty flippant with people’s urine samples. Plus an extra-long Recap-song!

Links Mentioned:

* Amazing NLCast Sign-flipper Video

* NLCast Facebook Group

* Let’s get to 30 Patreon backers this week

* Will wins the sticker-drawing.

Transcription (30mins)

James: It’s a perfect night for recording.

John: It’s a beautiful night for recording.

James: Beautiful night for an apology too. I have to apologize to California.

John: Why?

James: Because California came out with a vengeance.

John: Did they?

James: No, they were very nice, and they were the first to say, “Yes, we do have some weirdoes in California.” They were not shy about pointing that out, but they did want me to go ahead and designate specifically what I hate about California. It’s not the people, even the person I saw when I was in LA. Remember the butterfly looking dude that we were eating lunch next to, with your brother?

John: Oh, wow, the guy with the pig whistle, or something like that?

James: Yeah, he had butterfly wings on him, and all kinds of stuff. I think he was even tattooed.

John: Yeah!

James: Maybe he had butterfly wings put on his eyelashes or something. Yeah, I don’t hate all those people, I just specifically hate the fact that because of your state, there is an “E” behind grille, and that your food is nasty. That your California grille… California, the name, has come to mean for me lots of crap on stuff. Like organic means for me that there is dirt in it, and California cuisine, or California pizza, or California, California, just means we put some stuff in it because it looks pretty, and when you eat this you turn into a hippy. I know this is not sounding like an apology, but I very much confess that I am sorry to all Californians for defacing you and your great state. I just hate everything about you…

[John laughs]

James: …and your state. No offense.

John: If you ever eat in the California Pizza kitchen…

James: You’re an idiot

John: I was going to say, might redeem it for you. But never mind. [laughter]

James: No, no, and no, it’s sticks. (sound: You’re an idiot!) I will remember that. Oh! So what’s been going on this week?

John: Oh, man!

James: Anything good?

John: Yeah. I have got a couple of good things going on.