Cats and rats and hippogriffs, oh my! This week, quidditch gets down and dirty, Oliver Wood achieves his life's great purpose (but the come-down might be rough), Hermione throws a punch and a fit, Ron realizes wizards aren't that awesome at criminal justice, and Harry gets some bad news from—who else—Professor Trelawney. Plus, pour one out for Buckbeak, y'all. PLUS, plus, smash the patriarchy.

This week's chapters: The Quidditch Final & Professor Trelawney's Prediction

Next week's chapters: Cat, Rat, and Dog & Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

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