In the twenty-second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E27 of COPS. Tucson police take down a weed operation in the desert, a former mortician meets a weird couple with a lunchbox rattler, and officers apprehend the world's loneliest criminal in a school. We also talk about obnoxious solicitors, automobiles, and public access heavy metal.

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The best mullet of the week: The uncomfortably weird couple

The best mustache of the week: Agent Tom Moorehead

The trashbag of the week: The snake professor

BONUS: Unnecessary ski mask man

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch