Back after a week of compassionate leave, the boys get their teeth into Manchester United ending City's 21-game win streak... and of course by that I mean we disregard it entirely and talk about John Stones fudging public-voted player ratings, PL TikTok accounts and how success in football will never make you happy.

Liverpool's season continues to get worse as they pay to fly an uninspiring banner over the stadium, get trolled on TikTok by Crewe Alexandra and launch a GoFundMe page to sign Kylian Mbappe.

Thomas Tuchel's gone unbeaten in his first 11 games so again we tackle the big questions around Mason Mount's instagram, Dragonball Z and is it better to be a team that's boring and good or entertaining and bad.

Bust ups on the training pitch, more football manager fashion talk and the Chinese Super League are in the mud.

Writing this I'm realising how little the show talks about actual football...

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