[Ragtime Music]

Good evenin’ folks, welcome back to Scuttlebutt Radio. The time is 6:18 pm. The tide is on its way out, but a winter storm is on its way in. Residents are encouraged to bring a cat or three indoors for the duration of the storm. If ye cannae find a cat, please report to the Village Library where a cat’ll be assigned to ye.

The beekeepers have kindly offered a jar o’ candle reed honey te anyone that takes in a cat, free o charge.

This storm is goin’ ta be a doozy and if reports from the North Lighthouse are correct, there will be a few large jellyfish comin’ down from the mountains to complicate things.

Dermot Nubbin is celebratin’ his 160th birthday this week, so if ye see him give him a gentle pat on the back. His grandchildren will be throwin a party fer him after the storms clear, so keep an ear to the radio- we’ll have yer invites here first, folks.

Don’t turn that dial, we’ll have storm updates fer ye every hour. Until then, may your hearth burn bright, yer roof never leak and yer cat never bite.

[Ragtime Music]

CREDITS

Music:

Ragtime by Fae Spencer from Pixabay

Jazzy Rag by Giga Chad from Pixabay

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