It's time for America's favorite game, "Who Sucks More?" This episode, we pit dude who cares about April Fool's Day against dude who cares about Friday the 13th. We also throw the grammar police into a "Shit we care too much about" segment, as we rip into the spots talking heads for referencing "first" and "second" round draft picks as "a one" and "a two." We finish things off with a Mix Tape Mafia teaser crossover game about all the #1 hits with single word titles that are women's names.