This week, it's a Matryoshka doll-like set of crazy stories within crazy stories. Scabbers has a secret; the Whomping Willow has an off switch; Sirius Black has a (dog) bone to pick; and Lupin has some 'splaining to do. Also: Seriously, Dumbledore should not be in charge of keeping anyone safe, ever.

This week's chapters: Cat, Rat, and Dog & Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs

Next week's chapters: The Servant of Lord Voldemort and The Dementor's Kiss

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