No matter what you might have heard.

We talkin' sodas this week, folks. Our foremost expertise. Also the college-sports-ification of Sumo. And whether or not the Elder Olympics would be a good idea.

Jack is a real sick horse-girl head (his words), Norris *is still not* the Candy Gobbler, and Matt wants to go to Denny's.

Also, come chill with us at our discord: bit.ly/hoppedupdiscord

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